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In the Event of Sobriety Emergency Drinking Kit Birthday box groan-worthy pun that combines theConsider it a first aid kit for adults. This emergency drinking kit by Brass Monkey includes everything you need to solve (and or cause) all of life's problems. Specifically: a collapsible metal travel cup, glass mini flask, bottle opener, metal straw, and a mini cocktail recipe book to help mix drinks in a crisis. Includes everything you could possibly need in a crisis* (besides, you know, the actual liquor). Features a 44 page mini cocktail recipe