Professional Crop Duster - Unisex Sweatshirt greenville flanked by light blue wavy

flanked by light blue wavy lines and bubbles

Inspired by It's a Wonderful Life

Slapping "da bomb" on it just means the compliment and the war crime share a marketing budget

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Professional Crop Duster - Unisex Sweatshirt greenville flanked by light blue wavyCalling yourself a professional crop duster means you've moved past shame and into mastery, silently deploying chemical warfare through crowded rooms with single engine calm. The vintage airplane illustration is just plausible deniability. The Details: Bold white block text reads "PROFESSIONAL" above a high contrast woodcut style illustration of a single engine crop duster airplane low over a field of crops, with clouds filling the background sky.