Rock Ridge Saloon - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL " A vintage matchbook-style illustration

" A vintage matchbook-style illustration in red

Adding "it gets worse" just upgrades it from guidance counselor wall art to the most honest thing in the room

" A vintage pin-up style blonde woman in a cream dress sits on a bench lacing roller skates

Arched distressed white block text reads "WEST CANAAN" above a light blue and white illustration of a snarling coyote mascot head with pointed ears and bared fangs

Rock Ridge Saloon - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL " A vintage matchbook-style illustrationOrdering the finest whiskey in town when the town is Rock Ridge means accepting that kerosene with food coloring is basically top shelf. Mongo could not be reached for a Yelp review. Inspired by Blazing Saddles. The Details: Distressed white Western serif text reads "ROCK RIDGE" at the top, with "SALOON" in smaller serif lettering directly beneath, all surrounded by ornamental swirls and flourishes. A longhorn cattle skull sits centered below, flanked