Rolling Squirrels - Illinois - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL Nobody's ever been seduced by

Nobody's ever been seduced by it

Banjo music echoing across a river sounds charming for exactly four seconds before decades of cinematic trauma kick in

Inspired by Dwight Schrute & Cousin Mos Schrute's beet farm in The Office

and squiggly lines in white

Rolling Squirrels - Illinois - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL Nobody's ever been seduced byRolling squirrels on roller skates sounds like a rejected mascot pitch until you realize somebody organized them across seven Illinois suburbs. Kankakee was apparently a key market in the squirrel skating economy. The Details: Arched text reads "ROLLING SQUIRRELS" above two vintage hand drawn squirrels standing upright on roller skates, facing each other inside a circular white emblem. "CLUB" and "MANAGER JOSEPH NEKOLA" appear in smaller lettering