Santa's Financial Backer - Unisex Hoodie Color:Navy " A yellow bowling ball

" A yellow bowling ball and pin illustration appears at right

and most people still stare at the finger like it owes them money

Curved white outlined text below reads "IN YOU EITHER

everybody else hears it detonate from across the barbecue

Santa's Financial Backer - Unisex Hoodie Color:Navy " A yellow bowling ballParents bankrolling Christmas are basically anonymous angel investors in a nonprofit run by a guy who hasn't filed taxes once. Every December you quietly hemorrhage money so a mascot in a red suit can take full credit. The Details: Red retro script text with a white outline border reads "Santa's" above "Financial" above "Backer," arranged at a slight diagonal angle. The typography has a vintage sticker like appearance with rounded letterforms and a