Grab Your Balls We're Going Bowling - Unisex Sweatshirt internet Ballroom judges would score Kurt

Ballroom judges would score Kurt Sloane a perfect ten in glorious chaos

representing a steel town already forging its identity

Bold white text below reads "I WANTED COAL

and his grand reward is dodging cop robots while his mom roasts him about being single

Grab Your Balls We're Going Bowling - Unisex Sweatshirt internet Ballroom judges would score KurtBowling's only sport where yelling "grab your balls" in public gets a laugh instead of a police report. That 1950s Brylcreem aesthetic is doing more plausible deniability work than a corporate lawyer. Part of our Retro Bowling collection, featuring the defunct alleys of yesteryear. The Details: Arched distressed golden yellow text reads "GRAB YOUR BALLS" across the top, flanked by starburst and sparkle accents. A 1950s style illustration of a bowler