The Pork Chop Express - Unisex Hoodie vegas Begging someone not to make

Begging someone not to make you do stuff is the most honest mission statement a human being can wear

Slapping "just kidding" underneath it is the only honest thing anyone has ever done with a collegiate font

Dentists recommending hockey is the same energy as a tow truck driver recommending potholes

Inspired by Die Hard

The Pork Chop Express - Unisex Hoodie vegas Begging someone not to makeJack Burton Trucking Co. promises reliable freight from a guy who spent half his last job unconscious in a sewer while Wang Chi handled everything. Delivery terms are flexible and the invoice just says "it's all in the reflexes." Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: Red comic book starburst frames bold black hand drawn text reading "THE PORK CHOP EXPRESS" with decorative retro asterisks flanking the letters. A distressed white semi