North Pole Strip Club - Unisex Hoodie Size:4XL A high-contrast halftone portrait of

A high-contrast halftone portrait of Ellis in a suit

HERMAN" in serif lettering

Saying "as you wish" while fetching a pitcher is the most emotionally devastating power move a farm boy ever pulled

Some clubs are remembered not for championships

North Pole Strip Club - Unisex Hoodie Size:4XL A high-contrast halftone portrait ofJacked Santa working a candy cane pole like he's putting himself through elf trade school is the Christmas card Hallmark keeps rejecting. The naughty list used to mean you didn't share, now it requires a two drink minimum. The Details: White block text reads "NORTH POLE STRIP CLUB" beside a white silhouette of a muscular Santa Claus gripping a candy cane striped pole in a distressed one color illustration style. Ornamental line dividers frame white