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with a circular red stamp reading "1946" and "CLASS D NORTH ATLANTIC LEAGUE" arched around it

Beggar's Canyon tourism brochures conveniently omit the Tusken Raiders and the fact that your only entertainment is buzzing womp rats in a T-16

Enrollment at Ozone and Turbo's academy requires no formal training

Nobody questions the tuxedo if you sell it hard enough

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