Slow Jam Sloth - Unisex Hoodie bttf Bowling alleys that stayed open

Bowling alleys that stayed open 24 hours were the original third place for people who needed somewhere to be at 2 AM that wasn't a bar

Inspired by James Bond

Inspired by Total Recall

flanked by a golf bag on the left and a weathered halftone portrait on the right

Slow Jam Sloth - Unisex Hoodie bttf Bowling alleys that stayed openSloths playing saxophone look exactly like every jazz musician who peaked in 1977 and now plays the same hotel lobby every Tuesday with complete spiritual surrender. The tempo is non negotiable because the musician is biologically incapable of rushing. The Details: Golden yellow distressed serif text reads "SLOW JAM" across the top. A cartoon brown sloth with a white face hangs from a green leafed branch with both hands, holding a golden saxophone