I'm on a Boat - Unisex Sweatshirt western all rendered in a distressed

all rendered in a distressed vintage style

Reducing a self-crowned emperor to three words on a book report is the most San Dimas thing imaginable

with sailboats and masted vessels in a background harbor scene

White geometric outlines of a triangle and angular parallelogram frame the composition in a 1980s synthwave style

I'm on a Boat - Unisex Sweatshirt western all rendered in a distressedDeclaring your exact location on your chest with lowercase punctuation is the energy of a man who peaked emotionally on a rented pontoon in 2009. That period at the end carries more closure than most therapists provide in a decade. The Details: Distressed white lowercase bubble text reads "i'm on a boat." with a period. A rectangular graphic illustration of a cyan and blue water surface with dark outlined ripples and wave patterns sits below the text.