Land of the Free Refills - Unisex T-Shirt western Santa radiates the quiet confidence

Santa radiates the quiet confidence of a man who breaks into every home on earth and never once feels the need to brag about it

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Land of the Free Refills - Unisex T-Shirt western Santa radiates the quiet confidenceThe greatest right of all Americans is the one you exercise at the soda fountain counter. Abe would have wanted this. The Details: A bold red vintage engraving portrait of Abraham Lincoln (distinctive beard, solemn gaze, stovepipe silhouette) drinking deeply from a large fountain cup through a straw anchors the illustration. Below, "Land of the Free" appears in blue retro script and "Refills" in red retro script. Two color red and blue print on a