Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL December's been running this awkward

December's been running this awkward double billing for two thousand years and nobody's questioned the lineup

Blue script reads "Woonsocket

Anaheim had Disneyland

Holyoke's Paperweights played in the Connecticut League starting in 1903

Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL December's been running this awkwardParadise poolside graphics selling you existential dread in the same font as a Margaritaville souvenir shop is the most honest tourism has ever been. Every timeshare pitch is basically saying the same thing, they just lack the courage to use an exclamation point. The Details: Distressed white cursive script reads "Relax," positioned above a retro tropical poolside scene rendered in green, light blue, orange, and white, depicting palm trees, a swimming