Fragile Balls Handle With Care - Unisex T-Shirt cooleemee formatted like a literary quote

formatted like a literary quote citation

Santa chugging a beer explains why he only works one night a year and breaks into houses without consequence

joining the South Michigan League during an era when minor league ball was the soul of small-town life

Inspired by King of The Hill

Fragile Balls Handle With Care - Unisex T-Shirt cooleemee formatted like a literary quoteFragile balls requiring careful handling is either a Christmas ornament label or a very honest urology brochure. December just happens to be the one month both interpretations get equal airtime. The Details: Arched golden tan serif text reads "FRAGILE BALLS" above green pine branches with two hanging ornaments, one red orange and one golden yellow, suspended from dark caps and hooks. A scalloped border frames the bottom text reading "HANDLE WITH