Milton's Red Stapler - Come and Take It - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL Red text below reads "ONLY

Red text below reads "ONLY 25 CENTS" with the "25" crossed out inside a red circle-slash

wearing a cowboy hat and boots with a lasso swirling around him

Arched white retro serif text reads "THORNTON MELON'S" above a rounded triangular badge with a white-to-light-blue gradient fill and dark border

making Syracuse

Milton's Red Stapler - Come and Take It - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL Red text below reads "ONLYReplacing a cannon with a red Swingline is the most honest downgrade in revolutionary history. Milton turned out to be the only person who actually followed through on a threat, and nobody even noticed until the building was ashes. Inspired by Office Space. The Details: White five pointed star frames a cartoon portrait of Milton Waddams peering out with oversized glasses and a flat, unblinking expression. A red Swingline stapler sits below with