Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good - Unisex Hoodie tradingplaces1 Blue and purple lightning bolts

Blue and purple lightning bolts radiate outward behind the car

and honestly that confidence deserves respect

with "1031 ORANGE AVE CORONADO CALIFORNIA" in smaller text

Halftone crosshatched portraits depict two figures

Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good - Unisex Hoodie tradingplaces1 Blue and purple lightning boltsFounding a literacy center when you can't even recognize a scale model from an actual building is bold philanthropic vision. Grammar this bad deserves its own endowment. Inspired by Zoolander. The Details: Arched tan serif text reads "THE DEREK ZOOLANDER" above large tan block text reading "CENTER FOR KIDS" curving around a tan line art portrait of Derek Zoolander. "ESTD" and "2001" flank the portrait, with bold tan text reading "WHO CAN'T READ GOOD"