Dogs Because People Suck - Unisex Sweatshirt surfing Bold golden-yellow text reads 'USCSS'

Bold golden-yellow text reads 'USCSS' and 'NOSTROMO' across the center

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Arched distressed white text reads "CRENSHAW" above two white bowling pin illustrations flanking the vertically stacked word "BOWL" in blocky letterforms

Mixed drinks about feelings is just therapy with better garnish and worse health outcomes

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