I Don't Work Here - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Navy and decades of Kansas City's

and decades of Kansas City's storied nightlife

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Built to resemble a Mississippi paddlewheeler

I Don't Work Here - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Navy and decades of Kansas City'sKhakis and a helpful demeanor are apparently all it takes to get conscripted into unpaid retail work by strangers. Announcing your employment status preemptively is just self defense at Target. The Details: Distressed white stacked text in bold rounded serif typography reads "I Don't Work Here" across three centered lines. The lettering has a weathered, vintage screen print texture throughout. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun