Egg Foo Yong Chinatown Bus Tours - Long Sleeve T-Shirt MD2026 Red comic-book starburst frames bold

Red comic-book starburst frames bold black hand-drawn text reading "THE PORK-CHOP EXPRESS" with decorative retro asterisks flanking the letters

A small green zigzag accent sits below

A cartoon illustration of John Matrix in a white tank top carries a brown log over one shoulder

Arched distressed white text reads "IN DOG BEERS

Egg Foo Yong Chinatown Bus Tours - Long Sleeve T-Shirt MD2026 Red comic-book starburst frames boldEgg Shen runs a tour company, a sorcery practice, and a potion dispensary out of one rattling yellow bus with zero waivers. One star, driver detoured through an immortal warlord turf war. Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: Golden yellow Chinese characters sit above bold red block text reading "EGG FOO YONG" with yellow outlines. A golden yellow dragon coils around a vintage rounded tour bus labeled "EGG FOO YONG TOURS," surrounded