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but dark meat is a lifestyle commitment

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Cosmic horror meets Little League coaching

Inspired by Eastbound & Down

I Witnessed Thornton Melon's Triple Lindy - Long Sleeve T-Shirt rr_track_bttf but dark meat is aPulling off a dive nobody's landed in decades requires either elite athleticism or total ignorance of physics. Thornton Melon brought both and the judges still gave him the win. Inspired by Back to School. The Details: White text reads "I WITNESSED THORNTON MELON'S" above large bold text reading "TRIPLE LINDY" beside a white silhouette of a diver and a multi level diving platform. A ribbon banner below contains "1986" flanked by two stars, with "GLU