Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Unisex Hoodie Color:Irish Green with scattered gold dots

with scattered gold dots

Earning the title of okayest aunt means the nephews are alive and nobody called the authorities

and everyone knows it from personal experience

Red text reads "IF YOU LIKE PARIS

Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Unisex Hoodie Color:Irish Green with scattered gold dotsPutting "Everything Hurts and I'm Dying" in varsity letterman script means physical deterioration finally has a team logo. Somewhere a whole roster of people over 30 just stood up too fast and felt deep squad pride. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "EVERYTHING" across the top. Large flowing white cursive script reads "Hurts" below, with a baseball style swoosh tail extending from the lettering. Bold distressed white uppercase text