Fukitol - Unisex Tank Top Color:Navy White distressed text reads "SAN

White distressed text reads "SAN DIMAS" in an arched layout above a digital illustration of a blonde jock in a blue and white "SD" letterman jacket over a yellow shirt

Large alternating black and white block letters below read "WWSD

" forming a visual rebus where the figure serves as the letter F

with bold distressed yellow block letters reading "BOWL" beneath

Fukitol - Unisex Tank Top Color:Navy White distressed text reads "SANFukitol exists because Big Pharma already spent billions making "ask your doctor about vague existential dread" sound completely normal. Somebody just had the decency to drop the euphemism and print the actual dosage. The Details: White italic serif text reads "Ask your doctor about extra strength" above a large glossy pharmaceutical capsule split into lavender purple and golden yellow halves, with bold white sans serif text "FUKITOL" and "1000mg"