United Citizen Federation - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL Nosferatu's real weakness was never

Nosferatu's real weakness was never garlic or sunlight

Bold red block text reads "STAY PUFT" below

Arched distressed white text reads "4 OUT OF 5 DENTISTS" above three small stars flanked by decorative dots and lines

depicting his hat

United Citizen Federation - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL Nosferatu's real weakness was neverCitizenship requires federal service, which sounds reasonable until the recruiting office is staffed by amputees who still think it was worth it. Nothing says propaganda like a logo designed to make fascism feel like a semester abroad. Inspired by Starship Troopers. The Details: Distressed white circular emblem depicts the United Citizen Federation insignia, a stylized bird of prey gripping a globe with wings spread upward. Bold white text reads